That’s right. Facebook is everyone’s favorite big brother. Watching our every move. On a positive note, at least Facebook doesn’t fart in your face every time you walk by as my brother did to me.
That’s right folks. My brother is ten years older than I am, so I spent a majority of my childhood being significantly shorter than he was.
For his own pre-teen and teenager humor, he literally farted in my face EVERY SINGLE TIME he passed me. As I grew, he even mastered the Jump and Aim Fart, so the fun could extend a few more years.
It was always a proud moment for my parents.
The good news is that my brother is now in his 50’s, so he can only get about an inch of air time. I sure do hope his daughters allow me to pick his nursing home, though.